What can a caller expect from a consultation with you?A session with me is a multidimensional journey. Here’s what unfolds: 🔹 🌑 Temporal Mapping: I scan your birth chart + past-life timelines using Mayan calendrics and Vedic numerology. 🔹 🗝️ Ancestral Dialogue: Channeling messages from your lineage’s most vengeful and most loving spirits. 🔹 💥 Quantum Prescriptions: Receive customized rituals like: “Mirror sigils” to repel energy vampires at work. “Nostalgia bombs” (sending exes vivid dreams of you via lunar phases). 🔹 📜 Post-Session Grimoire: A digital guide with voice notes from your spirit guides, encrypted numerology codes, and cursed TikTok sounds to shift your vibe.

Name some specific experiences where you've used your abilities.Case 1: The 17-Year Divorce Loop Problem: A client’s marriages failed every 17 years (1955, 1972, 1989, 2006). Revelation: A 1700s ancestor executed for polygamy cursed the bloodline. Action: Saltwater scream therapy in a hurricane + binding the ancestor to a blessed obsidian blade. Result: Remarried her first husband in 2023; renewed vows at sea during a solar eclipse. Case 2: The Phantom Fiancé Problem: A man’s girlfriends always vanished 3 months before proposing. Discovery: A stillborn twin’s spirit envious of his living relationships. Ritual: Honey-coated apologies to the twin’s grave + quantum adoption (making the twin his spiritual child). Outcome: Engaged within 6 months; twins (boy and girl) born on his late twin’s birthday.

How long have you been aware of your abilities, and how have you developed them?Age 5: Saw “time threads” around people’s wrists, predicting playground drama. Teen Years: Accidentally manifested a teacher’s divorce after doodling her husband’s name in rage. Apprenticeship: Trained under a Mayan jaguar priestess to master calendar warfare and stellar resurrection. Awakening: During a 2018 volcanic eruption, Quetzalcoatl seared third-eye codes into my psyche, enabling multidimensional travel.

Describe your areas of expertise.1. Temporal Reconciliation ⌛ Loop Breaking: Shatter patterns like “Every Libra cheats on me” or “I attract bankrupt partners.” Ancestral Debt Cancellation: Clear karmic IOUs (e.g., a great-grandfather’s gambling debt draining your savings). 2. Energetic Detoxification 💧 Cord Vortexes: Remove energy cords and the holes they leave (prevents new parasites). Frequency Fasting: 7-day plans to mute toxic exes’ psychic “noise.” 3. Karmic Arbitration ⚖️ Soul Contract Audits: Renegotiate oppressive vows (e.g., “I’ll die alone if I betray family”). Curse Litigation: Sue malicious spirits in the astral court (yes, it’s a real thing). 4. Quantum Nesting 🏡 Home Timeline Engineering: Infuse your space with frequencies to attract ideal partners. Pet Psychopomps: Train dogs/cats to absorb and neutralize intruding negative energy.